You've probably seen this messagebox quite a few times while you were in the middle of something imprtant:
Our urge to make an MS-DOS based operating system is enormous. We're working on a new operating system called SysCons. SysCons will cause enormous CPU damage wile detecting Microsoft Windows on your hard drive (kidding).
It is based on high-level programming; you can write your own functions, like batch files. The hardest (and probably the most important) part is to run Windows programs on your computer. So for for those ignorant ones who can't live without Word and Microsoft Office, there is an optional (as in optional) function to run Windows programs. All this is quite hard to actualize, and is still (and will be for a long time) worked on.
In the meanwhile, we're negotiating with our hitman, about the price he wants for delevering us Bill Gates' head, what can be refered to as operation kill-bill. The bergaining stopped at the price of 1500 registered copies of Microsoft Office.